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 Nov 15 2006, 11:52 PM
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the closet father  Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 260 Joined: 20-April 05 Member No.: 8  |
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back." |
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