Here's To You, dan mortimer Options

[sin]

so it all started out in #help:

[16:21] * Joins: WyldUser40906 (~dmortimer@privatehost-ED048886.sip.gsp.bellsouth.net)
[16:21] <WyldUser40906> hello
[16:21] <Jeff> hi
[16:21] * sin feels the need to be EVIL and bad today
[16:22] <WyldUser40906> trying to get a handle on how the rooms work here
[16:22] * WyldHelp sets mode: +l 30
[16:22] <Jeff> whatca need to know?
[16:22] <Jeff> /join #channelnamehere
[16:22] <Jeff> and /list for a list of all the channels here
[16:23] <WyldUser40906> i will try that, thx
[16:23] <Jeff> np
[16:26] <WyldUser40906> what's a real popular room for adults jeff?
[16:26] <Jeff> adults?
[16:26] <Jeff> what kinda discussion you looking for?
[16:26] <WyldUser40906> yea...wanna talk about romance, dating, sex, etc
[16:26] <WyldUser40906> i have a cam too by the way for what that's worth
[16:27] <Jeff> hmm.. we don't really have a channel like that perse...
[16:27] <sin> ...
[16:27] <WyldUser40906> alrighty then...guess i'm going to back to yahoo then
[16:27] * sin waves
[16:27] <WyldUser40906> hi sin
[16:27] <Jeff> we do have some channels...that our open to many dicussions though
[16:28] <Jeff> are*
[16:28] <WyldUser40906> i was told to try this out, that is was 'hotter' than yahoo
[16:28] <Jeff> but we don't have a 'cybersex' channel
[16:28] <sin> lol
[16:28] <sin> not this network
[16:28] <WyldUser40906> mIRC network you mean
[16:28] <Jeff> yea, some other networks do, but not this one...just be careful
[16:29] <Jeff> cuz..got a lotta weird people lol
[16:29] <Jeff> from many different countries
[16:29] <WyldUser40906> oh i know...i'm always careful
[16:29] <Jeff> MOST networks like that have people from places other than the USA and UK, etc..
[16:30] <WyldUser40906> i understand...i was told this place had a 'cybersex' type room tho
[16:30] <Jeff> ahmm
[16:30] <Jeff> well, there is #naughtycloset which is sin's channel
[16:30] <Jeff> but
[16:30] <Jeff> it's not really a cybersex channel at all
[16:30] <WyldUser40906> oh yea...anyone in there right now sin
[16:30] <Jeff> its more of an open discussion channel
[16:30] <WyldUser40906> oic
[16:30] <sin> theres 35 people in there
[16:30] <Jeff> as sin can probably tell you
[16:31] <sin> who told you wyldryde had a cybersex channel?
[16:31] <sin> and did they happen to mention the name?
[16:31] <Jeff> i'm betting they named #naughtycloset if they named something lol
[16:31] <WyldUser40906> yea, hold on...i think i have an ID
[16:32] <sin> probably so Jeff, but it never hurts to ask.
[16:32] <WyldUser40906> didn't name a room per se...just said to find this person's ID
[16:32] <sin> could be #lockergnome
[16:34] <Jeff> hmm
[16:34] <Jeff> wow..searchirc has a very complex process for submitting networks
[16:34] <Jeff> lol
[16:34] <imheretohelp> lol
[16:35] <sin> jeff, you are SO going to have to check out the closet forums later
[16:36] <Jeff> i was there quite recently
[16:36] <Jeff> but lemme know when to
[16:36] <Jeff> i'm going out in a little bit.. but shouldn't be for too long
[16:36] <sin> ok
[16:36] <sin> if youre not here i'll pm the link
[16:36] <Jeff> kk
[16:36] <sin> you opened up a can of worms
[16:36] <sin>
[16:37] <Jeff> O.o
[16:37] <Jeff> i did? lol
[16:37] <sin> oh yeah

[sin]

16:56] * Joins: Bondster (~chris@privatehost-EE4060B6.ip.alltel.net)
[16:56] * Erebus sets mode: +h Bondster
[16:56] <NerdyGurl33> aww
[16:56] <NerdyGurl33> Bondster!
[16:56] <dilandou> what's like watching porn. dancing?
[16:56] * NerdyGurl33 gropes Bondster
[16:57] -> -Bondster- just play along. we're fucking with WyldUser40906. he thinks this is a sex room.
[16:57] <WyldUser40906> what do you mean a sex change...isn't dilandou a female...?
[16:57] -Loki:+#naughtycloset- BLAH sorry.
[16:57] <Loki> It was a joke
[16:57] <DS> i still have no idea what it says but i am learning pretty damn fast
[16:57] * Bondster gropes NerdyGurl33 back
[16:57] <NerdyGurl33> hey sexy
[16:57] <WyldUser40906> nooo, i said it's 'not' like watching porn...something you don't do on the first date
[16:57] <DS> dilandou is not only female
[16:57] <WyldUser40906> ohhhh phew...that's good to know...i almost needed to take a shower
[16:57] * Gurlygirl37uk drags sin into a private room toys in hand
[16:57] <sin> oh goody!
[16:57] <DS> but one hot little peice of ash
[16:57] <NerdyGurl33> ohh
[16:57] <NerdyGurl33> can i cum
[16:58] <NerdyGurl33> ?
[16:58] * NerdyGurl33 giggles
[16:58] <sin> hope you brought the double headed dildo!
[16:58] <SubWolf> Nngh
[16:58] <WyldUser40906> making me swell over here
[16:58] <Gurlygirl37uk> if you like
[16:58] <dilandou> oh i'll dance on a first date, but after a few drinks and a good chat
[16:58] <NerdyGurl33> double headed dildo?! that's a shocker!
[16:58] <dilandou> not like any guy can come up to me and i'll grind up against them or anything.
[16:58] <DS> smell or swell my screen needs cleaning to muck jizz on it?
[16:58] * Gurlygirl37uk notes her toys are all clean and ready to be......
[16:58] <h0t0n3> utilized?
[16:58] <Bondster> doubleheaded?
[16:58] * h0t0n3 grins
[16:58] <WyldUser40906> i hear ya...was just trying to make small talk and let you know i was winking at ya
[16:58] <Bondster> i got a tripleheaded one
[16:59] <dilandou> glancing over the bar, like?
[16:59] <WyldUser40906> uh huh
[16:59] <WyldUser40906> like that
[16:59] <WyldUser40906> having a drink sent over
[16:59] <SubWolf> Triple-headed.... like, 'the shocker' on one side?
[16:59] <dilandou> the shocker. what's that?
[16:59] <Bondster> thats what some people like to call it
[16:59] <DS> its not for the faint of heart\]
[17:00] <Bondster> i call it the tickler
[17:00] <NerdyGurl33> dilandou: two in the pink, one in the stink
[17:00] <dilandou> ooh. sounds like fun.
[17:00] <WyldUser40906> oh yea
[17:00] <DS> B====D~~~ aw i needed that
[17:01] * sin wonders if Pierce is here
[17:01] <sin> hes about the only guy id.....
[17:01] <NerdyGurl33> take the dildo out so you can speak, Pierce
[17:02] <NerdyGurl33> I heard you gagging
[17:02] * NerdyGurl33 giggles
[17:02] <DS> really likes to rub PB&J on his balls so his goat will lick it off
[17:02] <WyldUser40906> oh well Dylan...i really hope to catch up with you later...yahoo can really be fun
[17:02] <dilandou> i'll have a look at it tomorrow
[17:02] <Pierce> im a little tied up at the moment, its difficult to type with your toes you know!
[17:03] <sin> fondle me, you sexy little whore
[17:03] <WyldUser40906> go here (http://messenger.yahoo.com/) and d/l the program and perhaps we'll talk soon...my yahoo ID is: dan_cam420
[17:03] <NerdyGurl33> heehee
[17:03] <DS> lucky
[17:03] <DS> i wish i neede two hands
[17:03] * Gurlygirl37uk fondles sin
[17:03] * NerdyGurl33 rides sin
[17:03] <sin> oh yes!
[17:03] <Gurlygirl37uk> ohh! 3 some
[17:03] * sin is getting wet just thinking about it
[17:03] * Bondster gets the cellophane wrap
[17:03] * Gurlygirl37uk licks sin up
[17:04] * NerdyGurl33 burries her tongue in sin's throat
[17:04] <dilandou> cool dan. i'll "see" you there.
[17:04] <DS> man the girl on girl is such a turn off for me, but to each is own
[17:04] <WyldUser40906> i'm going online there right now...look me up
[17:04] <dilandou> i will
[17:04] <DS> takes all kinds to make the world go round
[17:04] * sin flips DS the bird
[17:04] * sin uses the rest of her fingers on Gurlygirl37uk and NerdyGurl33
[17:05] <WyldUser40906> very cool...bye Dylan
[17:05] <DS> stick it up you life partners ass why dont ya
[17:05] <NerdyGurl33> ohh yes
[17:05] <Gurlygirl37uk> ohhhh!!!
[17:05] * Gurlygirl37uk enjoys
[17:05] <dilandou> bye dan
[17:05] <sin> bye Dan, come back some other time
[17:05] <sin> my life partners LOVE em
[17:05] <DS> and bring a gaot
[17:05] <sin> me*
[17:05] <DataBrokers> this room is really really bad :-)
[17:06] <sin> DataBrokers, you know you want to join in
[17:06] <WyldUser40906> i will, thx for the fun chat...everyone seems like a hoot...i like ppl that don't take themselves too seriously
[17:06] <sin> youre the one that has a sex hotline
[17:06] <NerdyGurl33> Give it to me, grampa
[17:06] <dilandou> being serious is pointless.
[17:06] <WyldUser40906> hear hear...raising my drik to Dylan...here's to you miLday
[17:06] * sin looks shifty
[17:07] <WyldUser40906> miLady
[17:07] * dilandou chinks her glass against dan's and downs the glass
[17:07] * NerdyGurl33 readjusts the anal beads for sin
[17:07] <sin> dilandou deep throats
[17:07] <WyldUser40906> ahhhhhh, that's a good one
[17:07] <DS> like the movie
[17:07] * dilandou does a good job of it too
[17:08] <WyldUser40906> she sure does
[17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk helps NerdyGurl33
[17:08] <DS> doesent dribble or nothin
[17:08] <sin> and she swallows
[17:08] * NerdyGurl33 nibbles Gurlygirl37uk
[17:08] <dilandou> oh sure. i love the taste.
[17:08] <DS> and enjoys it
[17:08] <WyldUser40906> perhaps next time we can have some body shots of tequilla
[17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk likes
[17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk gets wet
[17:08] <dilandou> maybe.
[17:09] <DataBrokers> 54 degrees in downtown North Pole
[17:09] <Bondster> makes the nipples hard
[17:09] * NerdyGurl33 hands Gurlygirl37uk a blow dryer
[17:09] * sin wonders if Michelle is awake yet
[17:09] <DS> << blowers cramp
[17:09] * Gurlygirl37uk licks Michelle
[17:09] * Quits: WyldUser40906 (~dmortimer@privatehost-ED048886.sip.gsp.bellsouth.net) (Quit: )
[17:09] <sin> ok guys
[17:09] <sin> good job
[17:09] <porta_gimp> heee
[17:09] <dilandou> hmm.
[17:09] * porta_gimp takes a cold shower
[17:09] <therock247uk> LOL
[17:09] * NerdyGurl33 vomits
[17:09] <dilandou> i feel i coulda done so much more with that
[17:09] * Quits: NerdyGurl33 (~naughtycl@privatehost-EAA3113B.hsd1.ar.comcast.net) (Quit: are you in the closet?)
[17:09] <sin> so his name is dan mortimer.
[17:09] * Parts: h0t0n3 (~subwolf@privatehost-1253A53E.cableone.net) (Leaving)
[17:09] * Gurlygirl37uk vomits in a shoe
[17:09] * Quits: Gurlygirl37uk (Gurlygirl@privatehost-7C02955D.nott.cable.ntl.com) (Quit: )
[17:09] <dilandou> but i just don't have the energy right now
[17:10] <sin> great job guys. i think we had success!
[17:10] <dilandou> almost disappointed with myself
[17:10] <therock247uk> LOL
[17:10] <SubWolf> That was...... interesting.
[17:10] <Loki> sin: sorry
[17:10] <Loki> LOL
[17:10] <DS> was fun people my work as the sick beasteality guy is done now
[17:10] <Loki> that was crazy
[17:10] <Loki> shall i post a log for ya?
[17:10] <dilandou> hmm. i'm almost tempted, however, to actually set up that email addy i gave him
[17:10] <porta_gimp> do it
[17:10] <porta_gimp> doo it
[17:10] <sin> no Loki
[17:10] <sin> i got it
[17:10] <Loki> alrite
[17:11] <sin> do it dil!
[17:11] * Bondster watches the bash submissions
[17:11] <dilandou> hmm. good point. i should
[17:11] <Loki> hell ya dil
[17:11] <Loki> contiune the fun!
[17:11] <Loki> w00t