Here's To You, dan mortimer |
Here's To You, dan mortimer |
May 6 2006, 04:12 PM
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RIP Group: ClosetMonster Posts: 402 Joined: 20-April 05 From: Roswell, New Mexico Member No.: 1 |
so it all started out in #help:
[16:21] * Joins: WyldUser40906 (~dmortimer@privatehost-ED048886.sip.gsp.bellsouth.net) [16:21] <WyldUser40906> hello [16:21] <Jeff> hi [16:21] * sin feels the need to be EVIL and bad today [16:22] <WyldUser40906> trying to get a handle on how the rooms work here [16:22] * WyldHelp sets mode: +l 30 [16:22] <Jeff> whatca need to know? [16:22] <Jeff> /join #channelnamehere [16:22] <Jeff> and /list for a list of all the channels here [16:23] <WyldUser40906> i will try that, thx [16:23] <Jeff> np [16:26] <WyldUser40906> what's a real popular room for adults jeff? [16:26] <Jeff> adults? [16:26] <Jeff> what kinda discussion you looking for? [16:26] <WyldUser40906> yea...wanna talk about romance, dating, sex, etc [16:26] <WyldUser40906> i have a cam too by the way for what that's worth [16:27] <Jeff> hmm.. we don't really have a channel like that perse... [16:27] <sin> ... [16:27] <WyldUser40906> alrighty then...guess i'm going to back to yahoo then [16:27] * sin waves [16:27] <WyldUser40906> hi sin [16:27] <Jeff> we do have some channels...that our open to many dicussions though [16:28] <Jeff> are* [16:28] <WyldUser40906> i was told to try this out, that is was 'hotter' than yahoo [16:28] <Jeff> but we don't have a 'cybersex' channel [16:28] <sin> lol [16:28] <sin> not this network [16:28] <WyldUser40906> mIRC network you mean [16:28] <Jeff> yea, some other networks do, but not this one...just be careful [16:29] <Jeff> cuz..got a lotta weird people lol [16:29] <Jeff> from many different countries [16:29] <WyldUser40906> oh i know...i'm always careful [16:29] <Jeff> MOST networks like that have people from places other than the USA and UK, etc.. [16:30] <WyldUser40906> i understand...i was told this place had a 'cybersex' type room tho [16:30] <Jeff> ahmm [16:30] <Jeff> well, there is #naughtycloset which is sin's channel [16:30] <Jeff> but [16:30] <Jeff> it's not really a cybersex channel at all [16:30] <WyldUser40906> oh yea...anyone in there right now sin [16:30] <Jeff> its more of an open discussion channel [16:30] <WyldUser40906> oic [16:30] <sin> theres 35 people in there [16:30] <Jeff> as sin can probably tell you [16:31] <sin> who told you wyldryde had a cybersex channel? [16:31] <sin> and did they happen to mention the name? [16:31] <Jeff> i'm betting they named #naughtycloset if they named something lol [16:31] <WyldUser40906> yea, hold on...i think i have an ID [16:32] <sin> probably so Jeff, but it never hurts to ask. [16:32] <WyldUser40906> didn't name a room per se...just said to find this person's ID [16:32] <sin> could be #lockergnome [16:34] <Jeff> hmm [16:34] <Jeff> wow..searchirc has a very complex process for submitting networks [16:34] <Jeff> lol [16:34] <imheretohelp> lol [16:35] <sin> jeff, you are SO going to have to check out the closet forums later [16:36] <Jeff> i was there quite recently [16:36] <Jeff> but lemme know when to [16:36] <Jeff> i'm going out in a little bit.. but shouldn't be for too long [16:36] <sin> ok [16:36] <sin> if youre not here i'll pm the link [16:36] <Jeff> kk [16:36] <sin> you opened up a can of worms [16:36] <sin> [16:37] <Jeff> O.o [16:37] <Jeff> i did? lol [16:37] <sin> oh yeah -------------------- graceful insanity is beautiful when accomplished -- come into the closet
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May 6 2006, 04:13 PM
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RIP Group: ClosetMonster Posts: 402 Joined: 20-April 05 From: Roswell, New Mexico Member No.: 1 |
and then he joins #nc:
[16:31] * Joins: WyldUser40906 (~dmortimer@privatehost-ED048886.sip.gsp.bellsouth.net) [16:31] <Gnimsh> sweet my CPU usage is at 100% and my ram is at 79% while I rip an IFO file to avi format [16:31] <dilandou> that's sweet? [16:31] <sin> hello WyldUser40906 [16:31] <Gnimsh> not really, but its funny [16:31] <Gnimsh> It takes a lot to get it that high [16:32] <dilandou> encode video. that'll get it higher. [16:32] <Gnimsh> lol [16:32] <Gnimsh> k [16:32] <WyldUser40906> hi everyone...i'm new [16:32] <dilandou> so am i. [16:33] <dilandou> this is only my second day on irc. [16:33] * porta_gimp has been here like a week [16:33] <WyldUser40906> i'm male, 46, in SC w/ a cam...interested in females [16:34] <WyldUser40906> for hot chat...am i in the right place? [16:34] <sin> im female, 24, nm, and interested in females too! [16:34] <sin> what a coincidence. [16:34] <CCMike> i'm male, 46, live in CT and i'm interested in males [16:34] <WyldUser40906> damn...now that means we're in competition...lol...i hate that [16:34] <dilandou> i'm a female, 23 in IA w/ cam [16:35] <WyldUser40906> hi Dilandou [16:35] <dilandou> heya ^^ [16:35] <WyldUser40906> unless you somewhat into older men, i'm prolly too old for you, no? [16:35] <sin> dil will fuck anything [16:35] * sin coughs [16:35] <WyldUser40906> how do we see one another in here?...with cams i mean [16:35] <dilandou> older men can be more... energetic. for sure. [16:35] <therock247uk> im female, i live in the uk and im 20 looking for females [16:36] <WyldUser40906> i've been told i am.... [16:36] <dilandou> nice. [16:37] * Joins: DS (~naughtycl@privatehost-52625615.cpe.cableone.net) [16:37] <sin> hey DS [16:37] <WyldUser40906> so tell me..how do ppl share cams in here? [16:37] <DS> I am male 29 looking for sexy goats on cam [16:37] <dilandou> irc isn't made for cams. [16:37] <sin> DS is a cam whore [16:37] <DataBrokers> I got two cams on right now [16:38] <WyldUser40906> ahhh, well, what's your fav source to cam then...yahoo? [16:38] <DS> but how bout two goats? [16:38] <DataBrokers> No, just us squirrels [16:38] * Joins: music592 (Music@privatehost-EFE8600D.stb.ubr03.wals.blueyonder.co.uk) [16:38] -> -DataBrokers- DS is my husband [16:38] <music592> ello [16:38] <SubWolf> Wee, whos doing what. [16:39] <SubWolf> Literally. [16:39] <dilandou> i've never done cam before. [16:39] <DS> goats for me [16:39] <sin> hi music592 [16:39] <dilandou> i only got the internet last week [16:39] <music592> ello [16:39] <WyldUser40906> oic...do you have a yahoo ID dilandou [16:39] <DS> the net is new to me also not many connections here in India [16:39] <sin> some of us actually prefer sheep [16:39] <dilandou> yahoo is a website? [16:39] <sin> goats are too dirty [16:40] * Parts: music592 (Music@privatehost-EFE8600D.stb.ubr03.wals.blueyonder.co.uk) [16:40] <sin> looks like we scared music off [16:40] <sin> oh well. [16:40] <DS> but they have horns to grab [16:40] <WyldUser40906> well, yahoo is many things, but it is also a place to chat & share cams [16:40] <WyldUser40906> where u from dilandou? [16:40] * sin wonders who in here does ghey buttseks, besides SubWolf [16:40] <dilandou> i already said, IA [16:40] <DS> yahoo is full of cam whore goats [16:40] <porta_gimp> WyldUser40906, are you into amputees? [16:40] <WyldUser40906> oh ok...SC here [16:41] <SubWolf> Nobody? [16:41] <sin> yeah, he probably does SubWolf, but hes not in here anymore. [16:41] <DS> only when I think the legs are in my way [16:41] <SubWolf> LOL [16:41] <WyldUser40906> have you used your cam online b/4 dilandou? [16:41] <dilandou> nope. [16:42] <dilandou> i don't even know how. it came with the computer. [16:42] <DS> wow i had to buy mine [16:42] <WyldUser40906> nice...do you wanna know how? [16:43] <DS> but the directions were in spainish, so i have no clue how to work it [16:43] <dilandou> i dunno. would i have some weirdo's looking at me? [16:43] <WyldUser40906> you control who looks at you [16:43] <DataBrokers> I've seen dil, I'm not sure I would want to look [16:43] <sin> dil is hot! [16:43] <sin> mmm dil [16:44] <DS> dilandou could i look at you and pretemd your a gaot? PLZ [16:44] * dilandou blushes [16:44] * sin shudders [16:44] <SubWolf> dil has large... [16:44] <DS> horns? -------------------- graceful insanity is beautiful when accomplished -- come into the closet
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May 6 2006, 04:14 PM
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RIP Group: ClosetMonster Posts: 402 Joined: 20-April 05 From: Roswell, New Mexico Member No.: 1 |
[16:44] * Joins: NerdyGurl33 (~naughtycl@privatehost-EAA3113B.hsd1.ar.comcast.net)
[16:44] <dilandou> well. you could. but wouldn't a goat be a better picture to look at? [16:44] <WyldUser40906> and i just smile really big [16:44] <NerdyGurl33> Hey guys!! [16:44] <sin> NerdyGurl33! [16:44] <sin> my favorite piece of ass! [16:44] <NerdyGurl33> sin! [16:45] * SubWolf humps NerdyGurl33 [16:45] * NerdyGurl33 sticks her hand down SubWolf's pants [16:45] <DS> get off her leg subwolf [16:45] <WyldUser40906> well, dilandou so you wanna know or not today [16:45] * sin turns up the heat [16:46] <dilandou> not today. maybe tomorrow i'll look into it. [16:46] <DS> hot to hot [16:46] <porta_gimp> come on dil! it could be fun [16:46] * sin starts stripping [16:46] * SubWolf cooks goat stew for all [16:46] * NerdyGurl33 massages sin [16:46] * sin bends over for NerdyGurl33 [16:46] <DS> dont forget the balls my fav [16:46] <dilandou> but you've been online longer. i'm still getting used to all of this. [16:46] <WyldUser40906> okay then...lemme give you my email ady cuz i think i'm gonna split to more fun...yahoo has voice and live cam [16:46] * NerdyGurl33 gets the strap on [16:47] <sin> oh hell yes! [16:47] <sin> the big one, plz!! [16:47] <WyldUser40906> danima1@email.com [16:47] <sin> email.com? [16:47] <sin> lame! [16:47] * NerdyGurl33 rams sin [16:47] <sin> unf! [16:47] <sin> no lube this time? [16:47] <DS> like a goat [16:47] <sin> [16:47] <NerdyGurl33> You know you like it, bitch. [16:47] <WyldUser40906> get it dilandou? [16:47] <dilandou> iam_teh@f.cknut.com <-- mine. [16:48] <DS> knot holes in a fence are lots of fun aswell [16:48] <WyldUser40906> thx...send me a pic and i'll send you one too if you want [16:48] <dilandou> sure. [16:49] <DS> thats pix dumas [16:49] <porta_gimp> WyldUser40906, i have my own website [16:49] * Joins: Gurlygirl37uk (Gurlygirl@privatehost-7C02955D.nott.cable.ntl.com) [16:49] <Gurlygirl37uk> hi! [16:49] <sin> dil is a sexy bitch [16:49] <WyldUser40906> I look forward to hearing from you dilandou...what's your name btw? i'm Dan [16:49] <WyldUser40906> hi Gurlygirl [16:49] <sin> oh oh, threesome! [16:49] <dilandou> i'm dylan. [16:49] <Gurlygirl37uk> hiya [16:49] <WyldUser40906> k, thx [16:49] * Gurlygirl37uk *pounches* on sin [16:49] * sin takes Gurlygirl37uk and NerdyGurl33 into the corner [16:49] <porta_gimp> WyldUser40906 -> http://gimpgirls.com/ <- that's my website!! [16:49] <WyldUser40906> 3-some...did someone say 3-some [16:50] <NerdyGurl33> whee [16:50] <Gurlygirl37uk> heheee!!! [16:50] * NerdyGurl33 gets naked [16:50] <DS> change of venue for me [16:51] <WyldUser40906> mmmmmm, so does wylduser [16:51] * Gurlygirl37uk bites NerdyGurl33 playfully [16:51] * NerdyGurl33 giggles [16:51] * sin gropes [16:51] * Gurlygirl37uk likes [16:51] * NerdyGurl33 licks sin [16:51] <DS> now i want to see cams of girls bakeing cookies [16:51] <WyldUser40906> am i gettin in the way of some girl on girl action here...? LOL [16:51] <sin> thats the way men are [16:51] * NerdyGurl33 fondles Gurlygirl37uk [16:51] <Gurlygirl37uk> oh!!!! [16:52] <WyldUser40906> damnit...i keep trying to stop, but i just can't sometimes [16:52] * Gurlygirl37uk licks NerdyGurl33 [16:52] <NerdyGurl33> ohhh [16:52] <WyldUser40906> i think i have this movie [16:52] <dilandou> so do i. [16:52] <DS> there is a movie about this chat room rtfo [16:53] <WyldUser40906> perhaps we should get together and watch it dilandou [16:53] <WyldUser40906> lo [16:53] <WyldUser40906> lol [16:53] <dilandou> maybe. but i never watch porn on the first date. [16:53] <SubWolf> Second, minimum. [16:53] <WyldUser40906> ya know, that's a very good rule [16:53] * Joins: s3xyb1tch (~naughtycl@privatehost-52625615.cpe.cableone.net) [16:53] <NerdyGurl33> s3xyb1tch! [16:53] <SubWolf> s3xyb1tch! [16:53] <Gurlygirl37uk> !!! [16:53] <DS> <<<eats cheetoes all the time and might explain my yellow ? [16:54] * Gurlygirl37uk gropes s3xyb1tch [16:54] * NerdyGurl33 rips s3xyb1tch's top off [16:54] * Joins: h0t0n3 (~subwolf@privatehost-1253A53E.cableone.net) [16:54] <WyldUser40906> <<<<trying to buy dilandou a drink so i can ask her to dance.. [16:55] <sin> apparently s3xyb1tch isnt talking? [16:55] * Gurlygirl37uk fondles NerdyGurl33 a little *giggle* [16:55] <dilandou> hey now. i'm not that cheap. it takes at least 3 drinks and a 20 minute interesting chat to get me in the mood for dancin [16:55] <Loki> LOL [16:55] * NerdyGurl33 giggles [16:55] <Loki> we;; umm [16:55] * Gurlygirl37uk wiggles [16:55] <WyldUser40906> on cum on...it's like it's watching porn..LOL [16:55] <Loki> dilandou: when did you get a sex change? [16:56] -> -Loki- shut up [16:56] <SubWolf> !?! [16:56] <DS> 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g3t l41d [16:56] * Quits: s3xyb1tch (~naughtycl@privatehost-52625615.cpe.cableone.net) (Quit: s3xyb1tch) [ -------------------- graceful insanity is beautiful when accomplished -- come into the closet
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May 6 2006, 04:14 PM
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RIP Group: ClosetMonster Posts: 402 Joined: 20-April 05 From: Roswell, New Mexico Member No.: 1 |
16:56] * Joins: Bondster (~chris@privatehost-EE4060B6.ip.alltel.net)
[16:56] * Erebus sets mode: +h Bondster [16:56] <NerdyGurl33> aww [16:56] <NerdyGurl33> Bondster! [16:56] <dilandou> what's like watching porn. dancing? [16:56] * NerdyGurl33 gropes Bondster [16:57] -> -Bondster- just play along. we're fucking with WyldUser40906. he thinks this is a sex room. [16:57] <WyldUser40906> what do you mean a sex change...isn't dilandou a female...? [16:57] -Loki:+#naughtycloset- BLAH sorry. [16:57] <Loki> It was a joke [16:57] <DS> i still have no idea what it says but i am learning pretty damn fast [16:57] * Bondster gropes NerdyGurl33 back [16:57] <NerdyGurl33> hey sexy [16:57] <WyldUser40906> nooo, i said it's 'not' like watching porn...something you don't do on the first date [16:57] <DS> dilandou is not only female [16:57] <WyldUser40906> ohhhh phew...that's good to know...i almost needed to take a shower [16:57] * Gurlygirl37uk drags sin into a private room toys in hand [16:57] <sin> oh goody! [16:57] <DS> but one hot little peice of ash [16:57] <NerdyGurl33> ohh [16:57] <NerdyGurl33> can i cum [16:58] <NerdyGurl33> ? [16:58] * NerdyGurl33 giggles [16:58] <sin> hope you brought the double headed dildo! [16:58] <SubWolf> Nngh [16:58] <WyldUser40906> making me swell over here [16:58] <Gurlygirl37uk> if you like [16:58] <dilandou> oh i'll dance on a first date, but after a few drinks and a good chat [16:58] <NerdyGurl33> double headed dildo?! that's a shocker! [16:58] <dilandou> not like any guy can come up to me and i'll grind up against them or anything. [16:58] <DS> smell or swell my screen needs cleaning to muck jizz on it? [16:58] * Gurlygirl37uk notes her toys are all clean and ready to be...... [16:58] <h0t0n3> utilized? [16:58] <Bondster> doubleheaded? [16:58] * h0t0n3 grins [16:58] <WyldUser40906> i hear ya...was just trying to make small talk and let you know i was winking at ya [16:58] <Bondster> i got a tripleheaded one [16:59] <dilandou> glancing over the bar, like? [16:59] <WyldUser40906> uh huh [16:59] <WyldUser40906> like that [16:59] <WyldUser40906> having a drink sent over [16:59] <SubWolf> Triple-headed.... like, 'the shocker' on one side? [16:59] <dilandou> the shocker. what's that? [16:59] <Bondster> thats what some people like to call it [16:59] <DS> its not for the faint of heart\] [17:00] <Bondster> i call it the tickler [17:00] <NerdyGurl33> dilandou: two in the pink, one in the stink [17:00] <dilandou> ooh. sounds like fun. [17:00] <WyldUser40906> oh yea [17:00] <DS> B====D~~~ aw i needed that [17:01] * sin wonders if Pierce is here [17:01] <sin> hes about the only guy id..... [17:01] <NerdyGurl33> take the dildo out so you can speak, Pierce [17:02] <NerdyGurl33> I heard you gagging [17:02] * NerdyGurl33 giggles [17:02] <DS> really likes to rub PB&J on his balls so his goat will lick it off [17:02] <WyldUser40906> oh well Dylan...i really hope to catch up with you later...yahoo can really be fun [17:02] <dilandou> i'll have a look at it tomorrow [17:02] <Pierce> im a little tied up at the moment, its difficult to type with your toes you know! [17:03] <sin> fondle me, you sexy little whore [17:03] <WyldUser40906> go here (http://messenger.yahoo.com/) and d/l the program and perhaps we'll talk soon...my yahoo ID is: dan_cam420 [17:03] <NerdyGurl33> heehee [17:03] <DS> lucky [17:03] <DS> i wish i neede two hands [17:03] * Gurlygirl37uk fondles sin [17:03] * NerdyGurl33 rides sin [17:03] <sin> oh yes! [17:03] <Gurlygirl37uk> ohh! 3 some [17:03] * sin is getting wet just thinking about it [17:03] * Bondster gets the cellophane wrap [17:03] * Gurlygirl37uk licks sin up [17:04] * NerdyGurl33 burries her tongue in sin's throat [17:04] <dilandou> cool dan. i'll "see" you there. [17:04] <DS> man the girl on girl is such a turn off for me, but to each is own [17:04] <WyldUser40906> i'm going online there right now...look me up [17:04] <dilandou> i will [17:04] <DS> takes all kinds to make the world go round [17:04] * sin flips DS the bird [17:04] * sin uses the rest of her fingers on Gurlygirl37uk and NerdyGurl33 [17:05] <WyldUser40906> very cool...bye Dylan [17:05] <DS> stick it up you life partners ass why dont ya [17:05] <NerdyGurl33> ohh yes [17:05] <Gurlygirl37uk> ohhhh!!! [17:05] * Gurlygirl37uk enjoys [17:05] <dilandou> bye dan [17:05] <sin> bye Dan, come back some other time [17:05] <sin> my life partners LOVE em [17:05] <DS> and bring a gaot [17:05] <sin> me* [17:05] <DataBrokers> this room is really really bad :-) [17:06] <sin> DataBrokers, you know you want to join in [17:06] <WyldUser40906> i will, thx for the fun chat...everyone seems like a hoot...i like ppl that don't take themselves too seriously [17:06] <sin> youre the one that has a sex hotline [17:06] <NerdyGurl33> Give it to me, grampa [17:06] <dilandou> being serious is pointless. [17:06] <WyldUser40906> hear hear...raising my drik to Dylan...here's to you miLday [17:06] * sin looks shifty [17:07] <WyldUser40906> miLady [17:07] * dilandou chinks her glass against dan's and downs the glass [17:07] * NerdyGurl33 readjusts the anal beads for sin [17:07] <sin> dilandou deep throats [17:07] <WyldUser40906> ahhhhhh, that's a good one [17:07] <DS> like the movie [17:07] * dilandou does a good job of it too [17:08] <WyldUser40906> she sure does [17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk helps NerdyGurl33 [17:08] <DS> doesent dribble or nothin [17:08] <sin> and she swallows [17:08] * NerdyGurl33 nibbles Gurlygirl37uk [17:08] <dilandou> oh sure. i love the taste. [17:08] <DS> and enjoys it [17:08] <WyldUser40906> perhaps next time we can have some body shots of tequilla [17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk likes [17:08] * Gurlygirl37uk gets wet [17:08] <dilandou> maybe. [17:09] <DataBrokers> 54 degrees in downtown North Pole [17:09] <Bondster> makes the nipples hard [17:09] * NerdyGurl33 hands Gurlygirl37uk a blow dryer [17:09] * sin wonders if Michelle is awake yet [17:09] <DS> << blowers cramp [17:09] * Gurlygirl37uk licks Michelle [17:09] * Quits: WyldUser40906 (~dmortimer@privatehost-ED048886.sip.gsp.bellsouth.net) (Quit: ) [17:09] <sin> ok guys [17:09] <sin> good job [17:09] <porta_gimp> heee [17:09] <dilandou> hmm. [17:09] * porta_gimp takes a cold shower [17:09] <therock247uk> LOL [17:09] * NerdyGurl33 vomits [17:09] <dilandou> i feel i coulda done so much more with that [17:09] * Quits: NerdyGurl33 (~naughtycl@privatehost-EAA3113B.hsd1.ar.comcast.net) (Quit: are you in the closet?) [17:09] <sin> so his name is dan mortimer. [17:09] * Parts: h0t0n3 (~subwolf@privatehost-1253A53E.cableone.net) (Leaving) [17:09] * Gurlygirl37uk vomits in a shoe [17:09] * Quits: Gurlygirl37uk (Gurlygirl@privatehost-7C02955D.nott.cable.ntl.com) (Quit: ) [17:09] <dilandou> but i just don't have the energy right now [17:10] <sin> great job guys. i think we had success! [17:10] <dilandou> almost disappointed with myself [17:10] <therock247uk> LOL [17:10] <SubWolf> That was...... interesting. [17:10] <Loki> sin: sorry [17:10] <Loki> LOL [17:10] <DS> was fun people my work as the sick beasteality guy is done now [17:10] <Loki> that was crazy [17:10] <Loki> shall i post a log for ya? [17:10] <dilandou> hmm. i'm almost tempted, however, to actually set up that email addy i gave him [17:10] <porta_gimp> do it [17:10] <porta_gimp> doo it [17:10] <sin> no Loki [17:10] <sin> i got it [17:10] <Loki> alrite [17:11] <sin> do it dil! [17:11] * Bondster watches the bash submissions [17:11] <dilandou> hmm. good point. i should [17:11] <Loki> hell ya dil [17:11] <Loki> contiune the fun! [17:11] <Loki> w00t -------------------- graceful insanity is beautiful when accomplished -- come into the closet
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May 22 2006, 02:58 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: 22-April 05 Member No.: 19 |
No wonder no one plays in here...... Where is dan_cam420?
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