ok, for all of us caffeine junkies out there, what do you think about caffeinated soap? sounds like a good idea to me, and apparently its available through thinkgeek.com (gimpi's favourite store!)

story can be found here: caffeinated soap for sale

at thinkgeek.com: soap for sale

btw, anyone wanna send me some as a gift?
it also comes in shower gel form.

Only if you let me rub it on you.

GAH!! i should have known. i walked right into that one.

At least you can walk

yeah, but you never have to go out and buy new shoes.

And my bras are smaller, too. So, HAH!

Wait..

ffs...

Yeah, double F's. I can't compete with that.

no one can... except maybe dolly parton. shes the only person i can think of that has boobs as big as mine that arent fake.

If I can touch 'em, they're real.

That being said, your boobs are fake as hell.

:'(

right. just like you fake being a cripple. im not in a wheelchair and i can walk, therefore you must be faking it.

*gropes confusedly*