i apologize for the delay. i was indisposed for a couple of days with this -> dilandou.com/gallery/case

Episode 11:

What's your favourite worst chat up line that you've overheard in a pub/bar/club/elsewhere/made up (and have you tried it for yourself?).



Dil's 2 pennarhs: "You like being spanked? If so, you wanna be my monkey?" (and no. i don't do chatup lines. i just flirt )

ive never used pickup lines. not if i was sober. then again.. i could have said a lot of very very interesting things while drunk or something. scary thought, that. i dont know other's pickup lines, as no one ever is lame enough to try them on me. the girl sitting next to me maybe, but not me.

Why use a pick up line when a nice grope sends the message?

i swear i'm the only damn innocent on this earth. :/

Girl, you must have monkey wrench eyes. Everytime I look in them, my nuts tighten.