TOO OLD TO SQUAT

Two exceptional male models who took really good care of their bodies went for a highly paid job.

They lifted weights and jogged six miles each and every day.

The job for was an ad at a nude beach.

The problem was they were suntanned all over with the exception of their penises.

After all the oohing and awing of their bodies they were told if they could get an even tan they would have the job.

They went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried themselves in the sand, except for their penis, which was left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the use of her cane began to move the penis round.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "I just
can't believe it!!! There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."