A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy just standing around,
next to a stack of boxes. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let
them know that he really meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy and asked "How much money do you make a
week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Dominos