WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED ADVANCES:
QUESTION: Can I buy you a drink?
RESPONSE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
QUESTION: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
RESPONSE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
QUESTION: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
RESPONSE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
QUESTION: How did you get to be so beautiful?
RESPONSE: I must've been given your share.
QUESTION: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
RESPONSE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
QUESTION: Your face must turn a few heads.
RESPONSE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
QUESTION: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
RESPONSE: Okay, get out.
QUESTION: I think I could make you very happy.
RESPONSE: Why? Are you leaving?
QUESTION: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
RESPONSE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
QUESTION: Can I have your name?
RESPONSE: Why? Don't you already have one?
QUESTION: Shall we go see a movie?
RESPONSE: I've already seen it.
QUESTION: Where have you been all my life?
RESPONSE: Hiding from you.
QUESTION: Haven't I seen you some place before?
RESPONSE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
QUESTION: Is this seat empty?
RESPONSE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
QUESTION: So, what do you do for a living?
RESPONSE: I'm a female impersonator.
QUESTION: Hey baby, what's your sign?
RESPONSE: Do not enter.
QUESTION: Your body is like a temple.
RESPONSE: Sorry, there are no services today.
QUESTION: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
RESPONSE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.