GUY WALKS INTO A BAR, SITS DOWN, AND SAYS, "BARTENDER, GOT ANY SPECIALS TODAY?"

"YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVE A NEW DRINK INVENTED BY A GYNECOLOGIST PATRON OF OURS. IT'S A PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER AND A DOUBLE SHOT OF SMIRNOFF VODKA."

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU CALL IT?"

"A PABST SMIR."