A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were
touring around the marketplace looking at the goods
and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From
inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my
humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The
Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he
was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied,
"Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried
them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband
grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the
wrong feet!, you got dem on the wrong feet!".