[22:45] <sin> Mort tell me a story
[22:45] * Mort takes a book off of the Mort bookcase and begins to read...
[22:45] <Mort> In the beginning the pornography store was created...
[22:45] <Mort> Mortwas seeing Salemander, but something diverted his attention.
[22:45] <Mort> +space
[22:45] <Mort> They came tearing along in a great hurry, setting fire to to themself as they came.
[22:45] <Mort> They came taking an aeroplane flight along in a great hurry, playing with to themself as they came.
[22:45] <Mort> The complete central heating system were of broken bottle.
[22:45] <Mort> Mort found a very sparkly prostitute, and when they took an aeroplane flight up to it looked into it they could see it was also very cold.
[22:45] <Mort> This was to be an eventful day for Mort.
[22:45] <Mort> Next, Mort decided to go to the basement of the Tech-touch arms pub
[22:45] <Mort> The tension rose as helio started getting closer and closer. Mort could her them saying "psYkEl's Ph3E+ @RE ExTRemEly TA57Y"
[22:45] <Mort> And that was how I ended up with this here backup

I can't believe he STILL talks about my damn feet..

you have given him a foot fetish hehe