Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have
a good hand."

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most
beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can
buy."

Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get
when they want sex? Me neither."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets
I'd have no sex life at all."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot
pool with a rope."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have
no intention of getting married."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a
new flagpole on a condemned building."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless
experience, but as meaningless experiences go,
it's pretty damned good."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical
devices which increase sexual arousal in women.
Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."