Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in a local Wal-Mart and
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week,
when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba
asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love
spaghetti!"
Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."