Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

'You've Got Male!'"

Boy of boy I wonder how hard it was for me to be made since all computers in that time frame took up an entire room and worked slower than turtels. Thanks mom and dad for all the hardwork it took to install a 3 1/2" floppy into a slot and wait nine months for it to boot-up

Hahaha Heh heh heh!