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bozodog
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section
of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered quite
violently once more. Assuming the woman might have a cold, the man
was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the
woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose,
her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said, "I
couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped you nose, then
shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare medical
condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard of
that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
darksoul
Great one more woman that needs no man to be happy. This is not a comfort to men like me that has enough trouble with pleasing women as it is. LMAO biggrin.gif
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