[14:48] <Mort> i just had my legs amputated so my cat has spen most of the evnin throwin me in the swimming pool i keep in my underwear drawer. woo!

[11:02] <sari> Mort, my precious[11:02] * Mort eats some slimy creatures

<sari> Astraeus, how is your bum? [15:32] <Astraeus> More lubricant.

[10:17] <Astraeus> One of these is clever. The other is not: Jeff, Jeff

* Astraeus drniks teh coffree =) * therock247uk gives Mort cheesre <Astraeus> grrr -r <Mort> biggrin.gif <therock247uk> grrr -r <Mort> Cheesre. <Mort> Oops -r. * Mort eats cheese <Astraeus> Therock247uk'll want that r.

Just some random thoughts from the collection.