maxnmike has suggested we start a thread in the forums for quotes, inspirations, and words of wisdom.

Some examples may include:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

and

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked

feel free to share your thoughts.

Do not, under any circumstance, put a live grenade up your butt.

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

This is a battle of wits, and neither side is armed.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

and last but not least, this one goes out to dr. palmer: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

a.. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
b.. A day without sunshine is like, night.
c.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
d.. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
e.. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
f.. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
g.. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
h.. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
i.. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

VI said this in #naughtycloset, i think its quite fitting: "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

u.. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
v.. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
w.. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
x.. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
y.. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
z.. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
aa.. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
ab.. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
ac.. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
ad.. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?