Halloween Party Options

[maxnmike]

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried,
"You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tally whacker.


The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator