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![]() RIP ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: ClosetMonster Posts: 402 Joined: 20-April 05 From: Roswell, New Mexico Member No.: 1 ![]() |
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." -------------------- graceful insanity is beautiful when accomplished -- come into the closet
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 18 Joined: 24-January 06 Member No.: 49 ![]() |
Hahahahaha
OMG that's hilarious! *Pandy remembers that joke for the next bunco night. LMAO -------------------- Live By The Sun, Love By The Moon
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