Im Going Back To University On 4th Sept Options

[Pierce]

yay! im going back to school.

The summer went too fast for me. I hate that. When it goes too fast there is no enjoyment.

So to recap:
Im going back to university,
Because i had no time it means:

1. Im still a virgin
2. Grilfriendless
3. Socially unknown
4. Whiter than a ghost
5. Geekier than ever!

So, what are you all doing for the next term?

Pierce