Two Senior Ladies Options

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Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high
school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school;
did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my
second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher,
and now I'm married to a mortician."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a
well-planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to
go!"