Retirement Options

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Upon reaching 65, old Fred decided to retire. After
having him under foot for a few months, his wife
became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and
do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Fred obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and he
replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and
hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club!"

"Oh, great, now what am I gonna to do? I signed up for five jumps a week!"