Quiche Options

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One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were
having brunch at a restaurant.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How
about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude!
You're starting to sound like Mr. Clinton! You are a pig
and I am disgusted!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"