Why Mort Hates Zerobot Options

[LordKaT]

<@Mort> BOOM!
<@Mort> Not much was happening to sart with. Little did they know what was about to start.
<@Mort> Mordor was linedwith round compilers all made of 12 year old black metal kids.
<@Mort> They had hardly been hopping for 50 days when they saw before them a great coco-cookie dispenser that crossed the roads and divided basingstoke as far as they could melt.
<@Mort> Mort and his friend joe from zerosrealm worked together to get rid of the sandwidch blocking their path. They said to each other, "That is the weirdest smell ever."
<@Mort> Mort found a very blue knob,and when they skipped up to it looked intoit they could see it was also very dry.
<@Mort> 50 seconds later, they all zoomed jealously to work, while Mort and his friends had the oppurtunity to spend a day with the evil jade from big brother
<@Mort> Mort wished that he had a bookstore of hisown.
<@Mort> After a time they heard a stinky tickling of better computer in the distance.
<@Mort> And I never felt the same way about ZeroBot again