Mort Reads Options

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[00:10] * Mort takes a book off of the Mort bookcase and begins to read...
[00:10] <Mort> It was a damp and warm evenining, and nothing was moving, not even a mouse.
[00:10] <Mort> Mort decided to investigate.
[00:10] <Mort> Next, Mort decided to go to california.
[00:10] <Mort> On the other side was joe from zerosrealm. They said "I feel the need to be EVIL and badf today" loudly and thresatingly.
[00:10] <Mort> oops -f -s
[00:10] <Mort> The 1.5 pie were of fully-functional badger
[00:10] <Mort> Suddenly, when it seemed all other hope had failed, the weather became sunny and dry and everyone went back inside
[00:10] <Mort> "Step inside," answered the witch, "and I will open you"
[00:10] <Mort> Suddenly, whren it seemed all other hope had failed, the weather became sunny and dry and everyonewent back inside
[00:10] <Mort> IT wasd an attack!! The evil sally had arranged their army of catflaps to attack. What were we to do? precious.
[00:10] <Mort> oops -d
[00:10] <Mort> But after all that, we decided we were much happier at home, so we left.