Words With Two Meanings Options

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out
with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-t er-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment,
self-__expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest __expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes.