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[Gimpi]

[21.28.41] * Joins: WMP8_Liker (~wmp@1f49225e.831ef56.df46914.2e099bf0X)
[21.28.44] <WMP8_Liker> hello
[21.29.12] <WMP8_Liker> i want 2 install winxpsp2, but keep wmp8
[21.29.14] <WMP8_Liker> how
[21.30.03] <@pi> ..what?
[21.30.20] <@sin> youre going to have to speak english if you want us to understand you
[21.30.25] <WMP8_Liker> i want winxpsp2, but not wmp9
[21.30.40] <@pi> windows xp service pack two?
[21.31.12] <WMP8_Liker> yes
[21.32.41] <@pi> windows media player nine?
[21.32.44] <WMP8_Liker> yes
[21.32.58] <WMP8_Liker> my winxpsp2 cd comes w/ wmp9
[21.33.06] <WMP8_Liker> i wanna keep wmp8
[21.33.19] <@pi> first. you'll need two rubber bands, a tooth pick, thirty-seven paper clips and a pen mirror.
[21.33.45] <WMP8_Liker> no i wont
[21.33.54] <@pi> oh, trust me.
[21.34.16] * pi is now known as MacGyver
[21.34.55] <WMP8_Liker> there must b a way
[21.35.05] <@MacGyver> now. pierce one of the rubber bands with the twenty-seventh paper clip. it has to be the twenty-seventh. are we clear this far?
[21.35.31] <WMP8_Liker> i have no rubberbands
[21.35.38] <WMP8_Liker> i have no paperclips
[21.35.43] <WMP8_Liker> i have no penmirror
[21.35.54] <WMP8_Liker> i have no toothpik
[21.36.03] <@sin> WMP8_Liker, if you want to keep wmp the way you have it, simply dont tick the box when you do your windows updates.
[21.36.07] <@MacGyver> well, i'm sorry. you're screwed.
[21.36.09] <@MacGyver> or that.
[21.36.33] <@sin> otherwise, you will need 2 rubberbands, 37 paperclips, a toothpick, and a pen mirror.
[21.36.36] <WMP8_Liker> what box?
[21.36.45] <@sin> the box for windows media player.
[21.36.46] <WMP8_Liker> my winxpsp2 cd has no options
[21.37.03] <@sin> upgrade from the website.
[21.37.06] <@sin> you can get sp2 there.
[21.37.08] <WMP8_Liker> just "continue" and "i agree" and "next"
[21.37.29] <WMP8_Liker> no, cause its 2 big 4 dialup
[21.37.36] <@sin> if youre upgrading from a cd, then youll have to do as it says.
[21.37.57] <@MacGyver> use the key combination alt+d+-+=+F28+ctrl+-+-+-+shift enter.
[21.38.04] <WMP8_Liker> it has no optons
[21.38.18] <WMP8_Liker> fake
[21.38.30] <WMP8_Liker> dare aent no f28
[21.38.44] <@MacGyver> you need to buy the keyboard extension from microsoft
[21.39.04] <WMP8_Liker> well i havnt
[21.40.00] <WMP8_Liker> if it exists
[21.40.25] <@MacGyver> it does.
[21.40.44] <WMP8_Liker> and dat key combo is fake
[21.40.52] <@MacGyver> no it's not.
[21.40.54] <WMP8_Liker> how can u do -+-+-?
[21.41.06] <@MacGyver> it's simple algebra.
[21.41.09] <@MacGyver> they cancel out.
[21.41.50] <WMP8_Liker> then its a math problem
[21.41.57] <WMP8_Liker> not a key combo
[21.42.00] <@MacGyver> it is both.
[21.42.15] <WMP8_Liker> simple version?
[21.42.26] <@MacGyver> alt+F4
[21.42.37] <WMP8_Liker> closes window
[21.42.48] <WMP8_Liker> i know that one
[21.42.49] <@MacGyver> only 38% of the time
[21.42.55] <WMP8_Liker> no
[21.43.01] <WMP8_Liker> 100& of time
[21.43.05] <@MacGyver> no
[21.43.06] <WMP8_Liker> %
[21.43.29] <WMP8_Liker> or it brings up "u wanna close" message
[21.43.54] <@MacGyver> no. it uses proper english.
[21.44.05] <@MacGyver> "Are you sure you would like this window to close?"
[21.44.17] <WMP8_Liker> tru
[21.44.23] <WMP8_Liker> e
[21.44.24] <@MacGyver> "True."
[21.44.54] <WMP8_Liker> what is this' my english class
[21.45.17] <@MacGyver> yes. and don't speak unless you first raise your hand.
[21.45.31] <WMP8_Liker> shutup
[21.45.39] <@MacGyver> that's it. go to the corner!
[21.45.42] <WMP8_Liker> unkless u wanna help me
[21.45.58] <%CCMike> Noggie, you here
[21.46.22] <@MacGyver> i tried to help you and you obviously did not like the advice that i gave you
[21.46.50] <WMP8_Liker> now, how 2 install winxpsp2 w/out installin wmp9?
[21.47.07] <@MacGyver> ok. i will really help you this time.
[21.47.17] <WMP8_Liker> thanx
[21.47.30] <@MacGyver> get a tube sock, a small magnet, a sippie cup and a bottle of ketchup.
[21.47.37] <WMP8_Liker> no, realy
[21.47.46] <WMP8_Liker> plz
[21.48.06] <@MacGyver> this is the advice i have to give.
[21.48.27] <WMP8_Liker> no it iasnt
[21.48.37] <@MacGyver> are you accusing me of lying?
[21.49.07] <WMP8_Liker> yah
[21.49.26] <@MacGyver> that's it. you are suspended, young man. i will be calling your parents in the morning.
[21.49.43] <WMP8_Liker> u dunno me phone#
[21.50.02] <@MacGyver> it's only a possible ten digits. it won't take me long to guess it
[21.50.21] <WMP8_Liker> busie signel
[21.50.27] <WMP8_Liker> i use dislup
[21.50.49] <@MacGyver> dislup? is that a form of aftershave?
[21.50.54] <WMP8_Liker> plz help me w/my probs
[21.50.57] <@MacGyver> because, frankly, it isn't working.
[21.51.29] <WMP8_Liker> is there a hack program?
[21.51.32] <WMP8_Liker> i can use
[21.51.43] <@sin> no.
[21.51.50] <@sin> and if you ask again youre gone.
[21.51.51] <@MacGyver> please do not discuss hacking in the channel
[21.52.14] <WMP8_Liker> i mean an "alt setup prog"
[21.52.41] <WMP8_Liker> 1 that can let u choos wat 2 install
[21.52.43] <@MacGyver> "alt setup prog" ... is that yiddish?
[21.53.03] <WMP8_Liker> altERNATE setup progRAM
[21.53.29] <@MacGyver> you're putting the emPHasis on the wrong SYlable.
[21.53.53] <%CCMike> why would you wanna stay with WMP8 anyway
[21.54.01] <WMP8_Liker> in othr words a prog that can let u choos wat 2 install from winxpsp2 cd
[21.54.14] <@MacGyver> one moment. let me get to babelfish to translate that
[21.54.15] <WMP8_Liker> i like it better it runs faster it looks better
[21.54.21] <@sin> WMP8_Liker, just install it. i believe the cd only has sp2 on it.
[21.54.32] <%CCMike> then don't install sp2
[21.54.38] <WMP8_Liker> it overwrites it w/wmp9
[21.54.40] <WMP8_Liker> i need it
[21.54.45] <@sin> if it installs a newer version of wmp, either 1: youre screwed, or 2: you can try to roll back the program.
[21.54.48] <@MacGyver> ok, here.
[21.54.49] <@MacGyver> u bent een bloedige idioot
[21.54.49] <%CCMike> there is no alt setup for sp2
[21.54.50] <@sin> wth do you NEED it for?
[21.55.04] <WMP8_Liker> unimportant
[21.55.21] <WMP8_Liker> plz aswner my ques
[21.55.26] <@MacGyver> ques?
[21.55.27] <%CCMike> i just did
[21.55.29] * @MacGyver looks it up
[21.55.29] <@sin> WE DID
[21.55.30] <@MacGyver> cheese?
[21.55.38] <@MacGyver> how can we answer your cheese?
[21.55.42] <@MacGyver> is it making a telephone call?
[21.55.44] <%CCMike> yea WE DID
[21.55.44] <WMP8_Liker> wat bout cheese?
[21.55.50] <@MacGyver> you said it.
[21.55.58] <WMP8_Liker> wen
[21.56.03] <%CCMike> there is no alt setup for sp2
[21.56.06] <@MacGyver> up there
[21.56.17] <WMP8_Liker> copie/past
[21.56.27] <+rambro> If you have the executable of window media player 8, install sp2, then after sp2 installed unistall windows media player 9 and then reinstall windows media player 8.
[21.56.29] <@sin> speak correct english, or leave, WMP8_Liker. this is your last warning.
[21.56.31] <@MacGyver> this is the present, man
[21.56.38] <@MacGyver> stop leaving your mind in the past, man
[21.56.41] <@MacGyver> it's not healthy, man
[21.56.50] <WMP8_Liker> I'll try.
[21.57.08] <WMP8_Liker> Now, how do I uninstall WMP 9?
[21.57.24] <@MacGyver> eighty-seven midgets and a trombone
[21.57.26] <WMP8_Liker> And WMP 8 has no setup program.
[21.57.36] <%CCMike> from add and remove programs
[21.57.37] <WMP8_Liker> It never has.
[21.57.49] <WMP8_Liker> WMP 9 is not there.
[21.58.23] <WMP8_Liker> (I can still abbreviate WMP, right?)
[21.58.35] <%Avohir> MacGyver, your assignment is to remove CoolWebSearch using only toothpaste, a broken lightbulb, a turkey baster, and a sheet of notebook paper
Avohir has said your name in #privacy
[21.58.45] <@MacGyver> wild monogomous puppies?
[21.58.53] <WMP8_Liker> Laugh Out Loud.
[21.58.58] <@sin> lol Avohir
[21.59.14] * @MacGyver nods
[21.59.20] <@sin> MacGyver can do it
[21.59.26] <WMP8_Liker> How?
[21.59.56] <WMP8_Liker> Just use Ad-Aware/Spybot/CWShredder
[21.59.56] <@sin> MacGyver can do anything
sin has said your name in #privacy
[21.59.58] <WMP8_Liker> .
[22.00.50] <%CCMike> you can subsitute the notebook paper for a toothpick
[22.00.57] <@MacGyver> ok
[22.00.59] <@MacGyver> done.
[22.01.05] <WMP8_Liker> Impossible!
[22.01.22] <WMP8_Liker> Unless you destroy the computer.
[22.01.28] <@MacGyver> preceisly.
[22.01.44] <WMP8_Liker> Now who's speaking improper English?
[22.01.45] <%CCMike> no more impossible than installing SP2 and not WMP9
[22.01.54] <WMP8_Liker> Aww!
[22.02.18] <@MacGyver> i bet i can make you dissapear with only an 4x5 note card, the right lens off my glasses and a cracked CD-R
[22.02.50] <WMP8_Liker> Wait, if I install WMP 10, and remove it after installing SP2, will it revert back to WMP 8?
[22.02.58] <%CCMike> no
[22.03.03] <@MacGyver> what. don't believe me?
[22.03.21] <WMP8_Liker> What would it do?
[22.03.35] <@MacGyver> it would blow. your. MINE, man!
[22.03.59] <WMP8_Liker> I was asking CCMike, you know, the sane one! Laughing out loud!
[22.04.16] <@MacGyver> i am CCMike
[22.04.23] <@sin> /kick #privacy WMP8_Liker
[22.04.36] <%CCMike> it would cause you word install to revert to nero 5.5
[22.04.47] <WMP8_Liker> No it wouldn't
[22.04.50] <%Avohir> and possibly disrupt the time-space continuum
[22.04.54] <WMP8_Liker> . I don't have word.
[22.05.02] <WMP8_Liker> No, really.
[22.05.13] <WMP8_Liker> Would it revert to WMP 8?
[22.05.15] <%Avohir> no
[22.05.24] <%Avohir> may I just suggest you use a different media player?
[22.05.26] <@sin> no
[22.05.29] <%CCMike> i thought thats what i said
[22.05.33] <%Avohir> I'm partial to VLC for video, and winamp for audio
[22.05.38] <WMP8_Liker> What would it do, then (only sane answers accepted)?
[22.05.52] <%Avohir> when did he get the power of judicial review of my answers sin?
[22.06.00] <%CCMike> i would uninsatll WMP
[22.06.09] <WMP8_Liker> If I install WMP 10, and remove it after installing SP2, will it revert back to WMP 8?
[22.06.15] <%CCMike> no
[22.06.17] <%CCMike> no
[22.06.21] <%CCMike> no
[22.06.23] <@MacGyver> i'm telling you, man. ninty-four field mice and scotch tape.
[22.06.26] <WMP8_Liker> NOTE: I currently do not have SP2 installed.
[22.06.51] <WMP8_Liker> Shut up, MacGyver!
WMP8_Liker has said your name in #privacy
[22.06.55] <@sin> i wasnt answering you Avohir.
[22.06.58] <%CCMike> uh oh
[22.07.05] <@sin> i was answering WMP8_Liker
[22.07.09] <%CCMike> thats not smart
[22.07.14] * WMP8_Liker was kicked by MacGyver (NO ONE TALKS TO MACGYVER LIKE THAT! PEASANT.)
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[22.07.18] <@sin> WMP8_Liker, do not threaten people in this channel.
[22.07.26] <WMP8_Liker> Should I call you pi?
[22.07.45] <@MacGyver> sure. my number is (202) 867-5309
[22.07.48] <WMP8_Liker> pi, maybe you are a peasent!
[22.08.05] <%CCMike> thats not smart
[22.08.07] <%CCMike> uh oh
[22.08.15] <@MacGyver> Good day, sir.
[22.08.20] * sin sets mode: +b *!*wmp@1f49225e.831ef56.df46914.2e099bf0X
[22.08.20] * WMP8_Liker was kicked by sin (sin)
[22.08.27] <@sin> i win
[22.08.31] <%CCMike> lol
[22.09.02] * @MacGyver gives nic a cookie
[22.09.14] <%Avohir> lol
[22.09.16] * @sin hides it
[22.10.08] * MacGyver is now known as pi
[22.10.39] * Joins: WMP8_Liker (~wmp8@1f49225e.831ef56.df46914.2e099bf0X)
[22.10.48] * WMP8_Liker was kicked by pi (I SAID GOOD DAY!)