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post Oct 23 2006, 08:44 AM
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WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED ADVANCES:

QUESTION: Can I buy you a drink?
RESPONSE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

QUESTION: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
RESPONSE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

QUESTION: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
RESPONSE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

QUESTION: How did you get to be so beautiful?
RESPONSE: I must've been given your share.

QUESTION: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
RESPONSE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

QUESTION: Your face must turn a few heads.
RESPONSE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

QUESTION: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
RESPONSE: Okay, get out.

QUESTION: I think I could make you very happy.
RESPONSE: Why? Are you leaving?

QUESTION: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
RESPONSE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

QUESTION: Can I have your name?
RESPONSE: Why? Don't you already have one?

QUESTION: Shall we go see a movie?
RESPONSE: I've already seen it.

QUESTION: Where have you been all my life?
RESPONSE: Hiding from you.

QUESTION: Haven't I seen you some place before?
RESPONSE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

QUESTION: Is this seat empty?
RESPONSE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

QUESTION: So, what do you do for a living?
RESPONSE: I'm a female impersonator.

QUESTION: Hey baby, what's your sign?
RESPONSE: Do not enter.

QUESTION: Your body is like a temple.
RESPONSE: Sorry, there are no services today.

QUESTION: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
RESPONSE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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robroy
post Oct 24 2006, 02:34 AM
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post Oct 24 2006, 09:11 AM
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