He Said, She Said. Options

[bozodog]

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . .... Why don't you tell me when you have
an orgasm?
She said . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . . Why did the man cross the road?
She said. . He heard the chicken was a slut.

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during
foreplay?
She said .. . They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a
roll of toilet paper?
She said ... . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where
her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than
single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in
the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the fridge.