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maxnmike
post Dec 31 2006, 05:09 PM
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It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
" Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat. "I want each one of you to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming
off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces...
"SHIT!" said the hypnotist!

It took three days to clean up the senior center.
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Pandy
post Jan 1 2007, 12:03 AM
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*BLINK*

Hahaha roflmao tooo funny.


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