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sin
post Apr 27 2005, 07:53 PM
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I don't necessarily agree with Number 1, but sadly enough, it's pretty true.

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THIS YEAR:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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post Apr 27 2005, 07:58 PM
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Hi my name is Jeff and I'm a guy... I can't argue number 8. This is because its absolutely true. laugh.gif

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post Apr 28 2005, 10:38 AM
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does this mean i ain't a guy? :/


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