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post Apr 27 2005, 11:28 AM
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the motherducker

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The bots learn many things from people, and will spout them at random. The following is out of my collection:

[14:48] <Mort> Europe is a form of organised sin.

[10:43] <Mort> My sword's blowing glue!
[10:43] <Astraeus> No! You're swords GLOWING BLUE!

[13:53] <Astraeus> The daylights fading slowly, the time with you is standing stily
[13:53] <Mort> I'm waiting for you only, the slightest touch and I feel ill

[10:26] <Mort> Take me to the river! Drop me in the water! Take me to the river! Drop me in the water! do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooooo!

[19:03] * Astraeus mutters: 'My precious, whreres my precious?'
[19:03] * Mort grovels: 'He has only four fingars on the black hand.'

[10:31] <Mort> Beans, Spock, but no ordinary beans. These are from an old Southern recipe handed down to me by my father. sand if you stick your Vulcan nose up at these, you're not only insulting me, but generations of McCoys!
[10:31] <Astraeus> In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.

[06:37] <Astraeus> There is only one fairy, but 3 boxes of bananas

[01:01] <Astraeus> When the snow is a falling, there's a man you should be calling. That's KL5-4796 let it ring! Mr Plow is a loser, and I think that he's a boozer. So you'd better make that call to the plow kiiiiing!!!

[10:01] <Astraeus> Threre's nothing sexier than a boob.

<Astraeus> Don't worry. du-du-du-du-du-du Be happy, Don't worry, Be happy now - woooooohoooodooodooodooodoodoodoodoodoodoodoooo- Dont worry, dodoododododododoodo - Be happy - dodododododoooooooo - Dont worry, be happy.

[14:16] <Astraeus> Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

[02:39] <Mort> The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer isthat if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit

[10:20] <Astraeus> Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

[01:35] <Mort> Captain, the aft nacelles are flooded with deuterium!
[01:35] <Astraeus> Hmmm.Consult the database, Crewman Neilsen.
[01:35] <Mort> Working . . . Got one, sir! 'It's An Easy Day When You Clean With An Easy Day Mop'.
[01:35] <Astraeus> Look at that, Scotty--it's got Vacuum Action!
[01:35] <Mort> We'rre saved!
[01:35] <Mort> And speaking of savings, the price is so reasonable . . .
[01:35] <Astraeus> MOP MOP - Dont stop! It's an Easy Day When You Clean With An Easy Day Mop

[02:09] <Mort> I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

[14:27] <Mort> Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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