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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Ricky was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Ricky
began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .........
smack his ass again!"