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Posted by: sin Jun 20 2007, 10:14 AM

This is fun to do. The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Cuban -- $30
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is"

mine was $1015... i dont even want to know what you're thinking.

Posted by: sin Jun 20 2007, 10:19 AM

talking to my mom:

sin says (11:19 AM):
oh my god. im glad YOUR bar tab was -only- 510...
sin says (11:19 AM):
im not even going to tell you what mine is.
sin says (1:29 PM):
lets just say there weren't many i didnt add
Barb says (1:29 PM):
gross

Posted by: Gimpi Jun 20 2007, 12:32 PM

$210

Posted by: filefly Jun 20 2007, 12:42 PM

$14,270

Posted by: Gnimsh Jun 20 2007, 05:41 PM

$335

Posted by: maxnmike Jun 20 2007, 09:25 PM

$395

Posted by: sin Jun 22 2007, 11:30 AM

wasnt me.

maybe someone should accuse me by saying that i made up that number? it might make me feel better.

Posted by: maxnmike Jun 23 2007, 12:08 AM

Nic, never worry about what is past. It's over and gone. Live for the future, but live in the present, that is what matters.

You are who and what you are. That is why we like you so much. If people can't deal with that... to hell with them.