A Time To Reminisce.... Options

[maxnmike]

My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give!

Much was wasted because I was so young. If she were alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family.

"And son," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.

And she answered, "Makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[sin]

of course i would expect you to share something like this....

[maxnmike]

But of course. Just trying to give the young children some helpful advice.