Halloween Party |
Halloween Party |
Nov 15 2006, 11:45 PM
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the closet father Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 260 Joined: 20-April 05 Member No.: 8 |
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tally whacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator |
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