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[sin]

im standing in the bathroom getting ready to go to work when i remember something i said to the new girl at work the other day. theres this particular customer thats always in the store with his kid. i was describing him to her. to me, he seems like a cross between a sports coach and a youth pastor. last week he was in with his daughter and some of her friends who had just gotten out of vacation bible school that day. (hence the youth pastor thing). she thought this was funny, the way i described him. what was even funnier, just now, is that i was thinking about the youth pastor *I* had when i was a teenager. my youth pastor was a mortician. im not kidding. whats better, is that every wednesday night, he'd load all of us up in the meat wagon and take us out for icecream. its funny the memories that dredge up out of nowhere...

have anything to share? post it here. id love to hear random facts about all of you that we dont already know.
nic

[Gnimsh]

How stain proof pants saved my night:

ok so only some of you know this story...

This happened during winter break 2006/2007 while I was back home in Syracuse for Christmas. My friend Clint was working at the Green Gate Inn in Camillus, NY. He had just gotten a management position there and he had invited Danielle and I to attend the pre-opening party. Since they were still working on getting the place open, not everything was working correctly. For example, in the men's bathroom the urinals were out of order so we had to use the stall. Now, we'd all been drinking that night, having a great time, talking, all that stuff. It was really funny. I had to go pee, so I went in the stall and as I was sitting there I realized in horror that I was in fact not peeing entirely into the toilet but streaming down onto the back of my pants. Quickly I grabbed out some toilet paper to dab it off but as I watched the pee beaded up and was absorbed by the toilet paper, leaving not a stain on the back of my pants. I went out of the bathroom and proceeded back to the group as if everything was fine, and later that night I got the girl too (its where I kissed Danielle for the first time).

And that is the story of how stain-proof pants saved my night and I acquired the pissypants in the title Gaybar McBuyDrink von Pissypants.

I thanked my mom for getting me those pants, and then found out that my stepdad's family got them for me, so I thanked her for them instead.

[sin]

remind me never to drink with you. you might pee on my bathroom rug or something, which is not, sadly enough, stain-proof.

[therock247uk]

[Gnimsh]

When I have to pee at work I always try to go in the stall because its the only guaranteed time that I get to sit and just relax. Standing at the counter for hours on end can really hurt my legs, and being in the bathroom means that no one will bother me for their rental car while I'm taking a piss and checking my text messages (aka talking to sin, like today).

[LordKaT]

Every time I masturbate I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.