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bozodog
post Aug 11 2005, 08:21 AM
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!


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post Aug 11 2005, 09:25 PM
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sadly though, mine arent fake.


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post Aug 12 2005, 10:32 AM
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But we love your boobies smile.gif
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post Aug 12 2005, 01:31 PM
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LordKat you woulden't love them so much if you had to carry them around all day. But that is just my opinion I could be wrong wink.gif


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post Aug 12 2005, 05:03 PM
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darksoul, you bet! I was a member of "the ittie bittie tittie committie" until I gained too much weight. Now that I lost half of what my goal is, the dang things are still in the way and far to heavy. *don't see what the male attraction is.... In my opinion they are ignored and in the way.


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post Aug 12 2005, 11:15 PM
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sorry to hear it bozodog, if men could take the weight off of women's shoulder's so to speak for just a day and have a large pair of breast to carry around the attraction just might fade a bit. Again just my two cents. blink.gif


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post Aug 20 2005, 03:49 PM
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They don't weigh as much, but the ole twig & giggle berries can be annoying to carry around, too.


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post Aug 21 2005, 01:36 PM
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Meh, rob. I sit on mine all day, easy for me. Bit cramped though.
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