The George Bush Virus -
Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus -
Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus -
Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus -
Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus -
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus -
Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus -
Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus -
Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus -
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus -
Only attacks minor files
Last but not least ...
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus -
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows
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