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sari
Posted on: May 23 2010, 05:12 AM


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Welcome, Clay. We're very glad to have you here. I only wish the circumstances were different. I'd love to hear more about Jenn from your perspective - I always hoped to meet her in person one day. I look forward to getting to know you better.
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sari
Posted on: May 23 2010, 05:12 AM


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Welcome, Clay. We're very glad to have you here. I only wish the circumstances were different. I'd love to hear more about Jenn from your perspective - I always hoped to meet her in person one day. I look forward to getting to know you better.
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sari
Posted on: Dec 13 2008, 12:50 PM


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Fires
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sari
Posted on: Apr 3 2008, 12:38 PM


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Gone on a blind date X
Skipped school X
Watched someone die
Been to Canada X
Been to Mexico
Been to Florida X
Been on a plane X
Been lost X
Been on the opposite side of the country X
Gone to Washington, DC X
Swam in the ocean X
Cried yourself to sleep X
Played cops and robber X
Recently colored with crayons
Sang Karaoke
Paid for a meal with coins only? X
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? X
Made prank phone calls X
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue X
Danced in the rain X
Written a letter to Santa Claus X
Been kissed under the mistletoe X
Watched the sunrise with someone you care about X
Blown bubbles X
Gone ice-skating X
Been skinny dipping outdoors X
Gone to the movies X

1. Any nickname? motherducker
2. Mother's name? Sarah
3. Favorite drink? water or bourbon
4. Tattoo? 0
5. Body Piercings? 2
6. How much do you love your job? it's a job
7. Birthplace? Washington DC
8, Favorite vacation spot ? That's tough, but since I was just there - Australia
9. Ever been to Africa ? nope
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Who hasn't?
11. Ever been on TV? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic sign? No
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door
15. Favorite salad dressing? Blue cheese if I'm out, my homemade garlic and herb at home
16. Favorite pie? Chocolate
17. Favorite number? Huh?
18. Favorite movie? Sideways
20. Favorite dessert? Ice cream
21. Favorite food? I like too many to choose
22. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
23. Favorite brand of body wash? Pomegranate mango
24. Favorite toothpaste? Crest
25. Favorite smell? Popcorn
26. What do you do to relax? Read
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? Older
28. Furthest place you will send this message? here
29. Who will respond to this the fastest? I don't know
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sari
Posted on: Jul 11 2006, 02:57 PM


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andydf!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!

sari
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sari
Posted on: Apr 16 2006, 12:19 AM


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Michelle! Welcome to the closet biggrin.gif

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sari
Posted on: Apr 16 2006, 12:17 AM


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All I can say is he's one of the strangest characters I ever met laugh.gif
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sari
Posted on: Mar 2 2006, 09:28 AM


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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ....

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLIT ICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3 She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5 She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY- IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED"
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED"
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST AL L THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICULAR REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTO-CRANIAL
INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE".
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sari
Posted on: Aug 31 2005, 07:26 AM


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[10:20] <Mort> Teletubbies are huge, windows are small, biscuits are green, I have to make a telephone call...
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sari
Posted on: Aug 22 2005, 08:42 AM


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[14:48] <Mort> i just had my legs amputated so my cat has spen most of the evnin throwin me in the swimming pool i keep in my underwear drawer. woo!

[11:02] <sari> Mort, my precious[11:02] * Mort eats some slimy creatures

<sari> Astraeus, how is your bum? [15:32] <Astraeus> More lubricant.

[10:17] <Astraeus> One of these is clever. The other is not: Jeff, Jeff

* Astraeus drniks teh coffree =) * therock247uk gives Mort cheesre <Astraeus> grrr -r <Mort> biggrin.gif <therock247uk> grrr -r <Mort> Cheesre. <Mort> Oops -r. * Mort eats cheese <Astraeus> Therock247uk'll want that r.

Just some random thoughts from the collection.
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sari
Posted on: Aug 22 2005, 08:28 AM


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Well, I would *hope* you have mine, but just in case...
I'm a popular convenience store, and you can sometimes get free slurpees on my birthday! and yes, that's 7-11 laugh.gif


sari
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sari
Posted on: Aug 8 2005, 01:59 PM


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LOL. He didn't buy me and therock247uk because he's usually winning us in a game of SNAP!

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sari
Posted on: May 2 2005, 08:06 AM


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<Mort> The badger hopped allt he way downt he hill, right upt ot ims foot. "I just have at hing aboutt oes."t hey said.
<sari> I'll sick my puppy on the badger - that's what dachshunds are bred for
<Mort> Http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com.
<Mort> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
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sari
Posted on: Apr 29 2005, 10:25 AM


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Well, to stay with sin's line of reasoning...

a screwdriver
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sari
Posted on: Apr 29 2005, 10:24 AM


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I like a good hard sharp Cheddar, but also like goat and feta cheese, and some milder ones like Havarti. Of course, baked brie in a nice pastry crust, with a good wine, is to die for.
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:35 AM


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And Astraeus getting him back:

[14:47] <Mort> Astraeus stinks nearly as much as Sean
[14:47] * Astraeus shoots Mort into the sun
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:28 AM


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The bots learn many things from people, and will spout them at random. The following is out of my collection:

[14:48] <Mort> Europe is a form of organised sin.

[10:43] <Mort> My sword's blowing glue!
[10:43] <Astraeus> No! You're swords GLOWING BLUE!

[13:53] <Astraeus> The daylights fading slowly, the time with you is standing stily
[13:53] <Mort> I'm waiting for you only, the slightest touch and I feel ill

[10:26] <Mort> Take me to the river! Drop me in the water! Take me to the river! Drop me in the water! do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooooo!

[19:03] * Astraeus mutters: 'My precious, whreres my precious?'
[19:03] * Mort grovels: 'He has only four fingars on the black hand.'

[10:31] <Mort> Beans, Spock, but no ordinary beans. These are from an old Southern recipe handed down to me by my father. sand if you stick your Vulcan nose up at these, you're not only insulting me, but generations of McCoys!
[10:31] <Astraeus> In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.

[06:37] <Astraeus> There is only one fairy, but 3 boxes of bananas

[01:01] <Astraeus> When the snow is a falling, there's a man you should be calling. That's KL5-4796 let it ring! Mr Plow is a loser, and I think that he's a boozer. So you'd better make that call to the plow kiiiiing!!!

[10:01] <Astraeus> Threre's nothing sexier than a boob.

<Astraeus> Don't worry. du-du-du-du-du-du Be happy, Don't worry, Be happy now - woooooohoooodooodooodooodoodoodoodoodoodoodoooo- Dont worry, dodoododododododoodo - Be happy - dodododododoooooooo - Dont worry, be happy.

[14:16] <Astraeus> Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

[02:39] <Mort> The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer isthat if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit

[10:20] <Astraeus> Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

[01:35] <Mort> Captain, the aft nacelles are flooded with deuterium!
[01:35] <Astraeus> Hmmm.Consult the database, Crewman Neilsen.
[01:35] <Mort> Working . . . Got one, sir! 'It's An Easy Day When You Clean With An Easy Day Mop'.
[01:35] <Astraeus> Look at that, Scotty--it's got Vacuum Action!
[01:35] <Mort> We'rre saved!
[01:35] <Mort> And speaking of savings, the price is so reasonable . . .
[01:35] <Astraeus> MOP MOP - Dont stop! It's an Easy Day When You Clean With An Easy Day Mop

[02:09] <Mort> I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

[14:27] <Mort> Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:16 AM


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[09:57] <Astraeus> I feel like I'm about to vomit everywhere.
[10:01] <Astraeus> KerSPLAT.
[10:10] <sari> I guess you vomited, Astraeus?
[10:10] <Astraeus> Ask someone else.
[10:12] <sari> Mort, did Astraeus vomit?
[10:12] <Mort> Omg yes.
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:14 AM


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* sari points Jeff to a mirror.
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:06 AM


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At least he doesn't think I'm easy....

[02:03] <sari> Moriarty, do you want to have sex with nic-away?
[02:03] <Moriarty> And you don't even have lots of forms to fill in.
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 11:00 AM


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[10:47] * sari is now known as sari|housework[bleh]
[10:47] <Astraeus> dont work too hard!

[10:22] * therock247uk is now known as therock247uk_afk
[10:22] <Astraeus> tood;le-oo

[10:22] * therock247uk is now known as therock247uk_afk
[10:22] <Astraeus> talk to you later

[09:32] * Gimpi[bed] is now known as Gimpi
[09:32] <Astraeus> What time do you call this?

[14:55] * sin is now known as nic-away
[14:55] <Mort> When you coming back?
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 10:57 AM


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[22:01] * Parts: therock247uk (therock247@tech-touch.net)
[22:01] <Astraeus> what a strange person
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 10:54 AM


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[15:19] <therock247uk> Astraeus, why are you pointing there?
[15:19] <Astraeus> aliens
[15:19] <Astraeus> Namely, nic-away
[15:19] <therock247uk> Astraeus, so theres aliens in the south pole?
[15:19] <Astraeus> shopping
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sari
Posted on: Apr 27 2005, 10:19 AM


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sin, would you like to come see my turnip patch? wink.gif
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sari
Posted on: Apr 26 2005, 08:03 AM


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OK, so you've seen me around in sin's rooms and various places. I'm sometimes sin's partner in crime, right sin? I'm also known as motherducker (QUACK!) or the domestic goddess. I'm a boring old housewife who likes to hang out here. tongue.gif

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