Wise Grandmother Options

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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of
her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide
as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith,
do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. . .
and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."