Steve30, repeat offender Options

[sin]

this is one of the first time's he pissed me off.
Session Time: Fri Dec 22 2006:

[12:44] * hellsbells has returned from off dying a slow painful death, i was gone for 3days 11hrs 17mins 2secs
[12:45] * hellsbells is now known as sin
[12:46] <steve30> sin, how mamy more times are you going to be dyng a slow painful death
[12:46] <steve30> ?
[12:46] <sin> steve30...
[12:46] <sin> oy.
[12:46] <sin> i had an emergency appendectomy on tuesday.
[12:46] <steve30> huuh?
[12:47] <steve30> !define appendectomy
[12:47] <Salemander> [Define] (ap-en-DEK-tuh-me). A surgical procedure to remove the appendix.
[12:47] <Salemander> [Define] For further definitions, please see http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=appendectomy
[12:47] <steve30> !define appendix
[12:47] <Salemander> [Define] supplementary material that is collected and appended at the back of a book
[12:47] <Salemander> [Define] For further definitions, please see http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=appendix
[12:47] <sin> its a body part, steve.
[12:47] <sin> it almost burst.
[12:47] <steve30> So you are a book and had your extra pages removed?
[12:47] <steve30> oh
[12:47] * steve30 wonders what bpody part it is
[12:47] * sin ignores steve30
[12:48] <steve30> thats another one
[12:48] <steve30> !define appendix (body Part)
[12:48] <Salemander> [Define] supplementary material that is collected and appended at the back of a book
[12:48] <Salemander> [Define] For further definitions, please see http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=appendix (body Part)
[12:49] <steve30> BOOKS ARE PART OF OUR BODIES?
[12:50] <therock247uk> or perhaps youre just stupid
[12:50] <steve30> No, I'm not stupid
[12:50] <steve30> I have never come across an apendix in my body
[12:51] <PeterPowell> omfg..
[12:51] <PeterPowell> err
[12:51] <PeterPowell> i think its at the end of your intesting
[12:51] <PeterPowell> *intestine
[12:51] <sin> the beginning, actually.
[12:52] <PeterPowell> ah
[12:52] * PeterPowell hopes sin recovers soon
[12:52] * PeterPowell hugs sin
[12:52] <steve30> what does it do except make people moan because I don;t know what it does?
[12:53] <sin> thanks PeterPowell.
[12:55] <steve30> what does it do except make people moan because I don;t know what it does?
[12:56] <Phil> in herbivores it digests plant matter
[12:57] <Phil> yet for us it is too small to even do that and will no doubt disappear in the end thanks to Mr Darwin's theory

[sin]

and more recently:
Session Time: Wed Jan 03 2007:

[14:44] <sin> phil smokes weed
[14:44] <therock247uk> sin just smokes
[14:45] <steve30> !define weed
[14:45] <Salemander> [Define] any plant that crowds out cultivated plants
[14:45] <Salemander> [Define] For further definitions, please see http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=weed
[14:45] <steve30> thought so
[14:45] <sin> therock247uk is a drunk
[14:45] <steve30> strange thing to smoke
[14:45] <therock247uk> sin wasent moaning about that last nite
[14:45] <sin> steve30, i swear, you are one of the stupidest people i know.
[14:46] <steve30> shut up. i am not stupid
[14:46] <therock247uk> are
[14:46] <steve30> may i ask why sin?
[14:47] * Quits: Astraeus (~Astraeus@derranged.eggdrop.on.da.loose.ca) (Ping timeout)
[14:47] <PeterPowell> hes not stupid
[14:47] <PeterPowell> just misunderstood
[14:47] <sin> well...
[14:47] <sin> you !define EVERYTHING
[14:47] <sin> and then take the literal meaning of whatever it says
[14:48] <sin> such as when i was talking about my appendix bursting
[14:48] <PeterPowell> exactly.. misunderstood
[14:48] <sin> no PeterPowell
[14:48] <sin> too lazy to actually LOOK SOMETHING UP
[14:48] <steve30> So Sal was not correct about weed? I always thought a weed was one of those annoying things that grows in the garden. Very odd thing to smoke.
[14:48] <PeterPowell> steve30, this kind of weed is a drug
[14:48] <sin> !define doesnt give you -every- meaning
[14:48] <Salemander> [Define] Unable to find any definitions using the criteria specified.
[14:48] * sin whaps Salemander over the head with a rolled up newspaper.
[14:48] <PeterPowell> dont ask me what weed is really called i dont remember
[14:49] <sin> tetrahydrocarbonate
[14:49] <sin> thc
[14:49] <sin> marijuana
[14:49] <sin> pot
[14:49] <PeterPowell> ty
[14:49] <sin> grass
[14:49] <sin> bud
[14:49] <sin> spleef
[14:49] <sin> reefer
[14:49] <steve30> Well, how am I supposed to know what an apendix is ecept the thing in a book? I know I am doing tripple science but I'm sure if you ask my biology teacher she will tell you i am crap at it
[14:50] <sin> thing is
[14:50] <sin> i was talking about it BURSTING
[14:50] <sin> and needing it removed
[14:50] <sin> wtf does that have to do with a book?
[14:50] * sin goes back to #naughtycloset
[14:50] <PeterPowell> steve30
[14:50] <PeterPowell> can books burst
[14:50] <steve30> I don;t recall you mentioning it bursting. Only the bit about it being removed. I have heard of an item called an appendix in the himan body but had absolutely no idea what it does. I have never needed to
[14:51] <PeterPowell> steve30
[14:51] <sin> appendicitis
[14:51] <steve30> peterpowell
[14:51] <sin> does not mean book
[14:51] <sin> ffs.
[14:51] <PeterPowell> is it likely that sin is a book
[14:51] * sin goes to find something else to do
[14:51] <steve30> How am I supposed to know that?
[14:51] <steve30> And No, I know sin isn;t a book
[14:51] <PeterPowell> she may be resourceful LIKE a book
[14:51] <PeterPowell> but sin is not a book
[14:51] <steve30> resourceful? People who call me stupid are not resourceful
[14:51] * steve30 hides in his network adminless channel
[14:51] * Parts: steve30 (HydraIRC@steve30.users.tech-touch.net)