A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has
just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, Folks. Like I said,
"My boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from
all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" were heard. One woman
actually faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to
the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby
that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how
big he'd be in two weeks. We were going to call you. So... How much
does he weigh now?" The proud father answer s, "Seventeen pounds." The
bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born." The Texan father takes a slow swig from
his long-neck BUD LIGHT beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans
into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
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