The Best Surgeon In Arkansas |
The Best Surgeon In Arkansas |
May 6 2006, 07:39 PM
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the closet father Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 260 Joined: 20-April 05 Member No.: 8 |
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a Train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York |
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May 15 2006, 03:52 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: 20-April 05 From: West Virginia USA Member No.: 9 |
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