69, I know, I know... Options

[maxnmike]

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring . "My darring" he says,
"I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you
anyting you wahn,
I do anyting - juss anyting you wahn.
Whatchou wahn?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wahn to try somethin I have
heard about .. numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.."You wahn...Chicken wiff
Broccori ?"