Tattoos Options

[maxnmike]

A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two
tattoos.



The artist says, "Sure."



She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and
beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner
thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that
she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."



Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is
finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of
her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas.

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