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> Open Letter To The Airlines
bozodog
post Oct 28 2005, 08:44 AM
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Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

Why didn't Dubya think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton


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robroy
post Nov 7 2005, 06:59 PM
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nice idea I'll take a round trip ticket to anywhere


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