Peanuts Options

[maxnmike]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful
of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands
him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more
times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little
old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves. "We can't chew them
because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you
buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around
them."

It pays to be careful around old people.