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[Kat]

[18:02] * Kat thwaps Astraeus
[18:03] * Astraeus gives a bitch to Kat in return

[18:21] < kat > Mort, who is a hooker?
[18:22] < mort > Astraeus.
[18:22] < astraeus > Hey!

[18:23] < kat > Stimpy, what is Mort?
[18:23] < stimpy > Eyeing the beautiful 9.
[18:23] < mort > an asshole i suppose

[18:24] * Kat gives Astraeus precious
[18:24] * Astraeus gives the precious to Kat
[18:24] * Astraeus gives danglie to Kat in return. precious

[18:51] < SomeUser > Mort, what is Lobos buying in the cheese shop?
[18:51] < Mort > moist knickers
[18:51] < Astraeus > *boing*

[02:25] < Stimpy > mmmm… alcohol is here… yay!
[02:25] * Kat slaps Stimpy
[02:25] * Stimpy hugs mom
[02:25] * Stimpy slaps mommy back with a can of diet coke (bleh)
[02:25] < Kat > HEY!
[02:25] < Astraeus > Mommy is immune to ‘can of diet coke (bleh)’