I Got Something To Say Options

[LordKaT]

Dear (ex-girlfriend),

It's not my fault you're pregnant. Please stop trying to put me on a guilt trip - you were fucking this guy behind my back before we broke up, you're just too much of a whore to admit it.

To explain to you how much I don't give a flying fuck about you, your child, or the poor condition of your mother, I've included these lyrics. I hope this cluestick leaves a fucking welt.